nyu, finals: every student in this library, including the men, have abba’s complete discography in itunes. thank god for shared libraries.
gchat.
- Alla: When you're home, can we go visit Butterstick before he's deported?
- Me: Who?
- Alla: butterstick, the panda. He's being deported to china
- Me: That's his name? I didn't know his name.
- Alla: His nickname.
- Me: He is one of us.
- Alla: My status on gchat was "butterstick is being deported" and Hayley messaged me and asked if thats my nickname for my bro's wife.
western coyboys, eastern girl
– homeless person at ft. mchenry in regards to my best friends and me
hip
good hipsters post pictures of their moms on facebook.
bad hipsters don’t.
birds of a feather sleep together.
mishaps
- Derek: Hey. Just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy birthday. I can’t stay very long because I’m sick.
- Alla: Why?
- Derek: Because I went to see this is it last night, and I got a large popcorn because I ALWAYS get a large popcorn, and it made me sick. It's gotta be that.
- *
- Alla: How do you know Liz?
- Anton: Oh, she appeared in my living room.
recap: 21; i am old.
todd gave me a greek name, elefanis(?)
7 trillion lizes, getting kicked out of apartments, going to buy 24 oz bodega budlights, with the cat, she bites, she scratches. emma: i talk to cats, speaking chinese with drew (because he’s attractive), bitches feigning british accents, our walk to vaselka, “you guys!!! emma got hit by a car!”
veselka and the three girls, i ate an epic meal, topped by burrito.
“VESELKA” to get the check. emma being chris’ publicist.
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sat morning: wakeup: FAIL. crash and burn.
liz d., lupa: good wine and gnocci. iphones help humanity, we met janice dickinson, shopping:win. manis & chinese pedis. spoke chinese for like an hour. dumplings: fail.napssss. we shoppeddddd. subpar indian. saw jig.
harry… “does anybody else feel like they were just poisoned?” — eastern bloc… one gay at a time please, sweet jesus. harry’s cab. convincing harry to talk to the barback. 1 dollar falalalale, speakeasies.
no more free printing?! nyu, i disown you.
nuff said.
gchat.
"western coyboys, eastern girl"
hip
mishaps
recap: 21; i am old.
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