nyu, finals: every student in this library, including the men, have abba’s complete discography in itunes. thank god for shared libraries.
gchat.
- Alla: When you're home, can we go visit Butterstick before he's deported?
- Me: Who?
- Alla: butterstick, the panda. He's being deported to china
- Me: That's his name? I didn't know his name.
- Alla: His nickname.
- Me: He is one of us.
- Alla: My status on gchat was "butterstick is being deported" and Hayley messaged me and asked if thats my nickname for my bro's wife.
hip
good hipsters post pictures of their moms on facebook.
bad hipsters don’t.
birds of a feather sleep together.
mishaps
- Derek: Hey. Just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy birthday. I can’t stay very long because I’m sick.
- Alla: Why?
- Derek: Because I went to see this is it last night, and I got a large popcorn because I ALWAYS get a large popcorn, and it made me sick. It's gotta be that.
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- Alla: How do you know Liz?
- Anton: Oh, she appeared in my living room.
recap: 21; i am old.
todd gave me a greek name, elefanis(?)
7 trillion lizes, getting kicked out of apartments, going to buy 24 oz bodega budlights, with the cat, she bites, she scratches. emma: i talk to cats, speaking chinese with drew (because he’s attractive), bitches feigning british accents, our walk to vaselka, “you guys!!! emma got hit by a car!”
veselka and the three girls, i ate an epic meal, topped by burrito.
“VESELKA” to get the check. emma being chris’ publicist.
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sat morning: wakeup: FAIL. crash and burn.
liz d., lupa: good wine and gnocci. iphones help humanity, we met janice dickinson, shopping:win. manis & chinese pedis. spoke chinese for like an hour. dumplings: fail.napssss. we shoppeddddd. subpar indian. saw jig.
harry… “does anybody else feel like they were just poisoned?” — eastern bloc… one gay at a time please, sweet jesus. harry’s cab. convincing harry to talk to the barback. 1 dollar falalalale, speakeasies.
no more free printing?! nyu, i disown you.
